I love dogs. They're adorable. They're man's best friend.

Dogs need attention. Dogs poop. Dog poop needs to be picked up.

People and animals have digestive systems to eliminate waste, whether it's #1 or #2. That's a simple fact of nature. Humans have the toilet, which is probably one of the greatest inventions ever. I rank it up there with nose hair clippers and the cell phone. Unfortunately, dogs don't use the toilet (at least the ones I know) and they need us to take them out to do their duty. Don't think of it as a chore, but as a chance for you to get some exercise as you walk around the neighborhood with your best friend.