COMMES DES GARÇONS
Have you ever noticed that men's fashion magazines don't do many layouts with guys in thrilling, body conscious underpants? Why is that? Why is men's underwear considered utilitarian while women's lingerie is designed, manufactured and sold to titillate and excite both sexes? But chosen well, the wide selection of long lines, boy shorts, boxers, briefs, undershirts ribbed and smooth can provide any man with a private wardrobe that's every bit as heart pumping as their feminine counterparts.
T-Shirted
Clark Gable broke the back of the undershirt industry when he undressed in "It Happened One Night" and revealed a bare torso. Sales skyrocketed seventeen years later when Marlon Brando ripped off his T in a fit of lovelorn angst in "A Streetcar Named Desire." So don't tell me men aren't influenced by media madness. We all know the value of the T-shirt as outerwear, but how many men nowadays don them as inner wear?
As underarm sweat soaker-upper they do a great job, but make sure their short sleeves aren't visible through the fine cotton of your dress shirts. And hang your head if they hang below your short sleeved versions (Actually get rid of all short sleeve dress shirts. They reek of geek)!
Sleeveless undershirts are oh-so-sexy acting as a tantalizing layer when stripping down. While they don't do much as an odor eater, they do work well as a modesty shield under sheer shirts.
The Boxer Rebellion
This is one garment that's changed little since the dark ages. Actually there's a mosaic in Sicily dating to A.D. 200-400 that shows a youth wearing something very similar to a bikini brief.
Underwear is really a matter of choice. Whatever floats your boat, or anchors it down as the case may be. There are some pre-parental obligations to consider though.
Scientists have determined that temperature affects the mobility of a man's sperm. Boxers let air circulate, keeping things cool and invigorating the little swimmers. Briefs create a warm and cozy environment inducing a sluggish sperm count.
This is NOT an effective form of birth control, but if you're working your way towards the Daddy fast track - it's info that may be imperative.
