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Last Minute Fright
By Dezhda Mountz
Intro | Read To Me | You Little Devil | Security | So Serious

So Serious
Another great variation on the Security Guard is the Serious Security Guard. Secret-Service serious.

What you'll need:

    Suit
    Walkie Talkie
    Shades
    Somber expression

Stand by the side of your ‘client’ in silence, watching her grab her canapés and Jello shots, parting the crowd for her, and refusing to smile at anyone. Of course, everyone will think the idea is fantastic, and you’ll get great points for a costume that perfectly compliments your partner without going over the top.


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