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Independence Day
By Scott Accord
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Finally, you’re getting out of the house. It’s your very own Independence Day. How will the family do without you around? Well don’t kid yourself too much. Mom and dad are great actors. Moping about, telling you how much they’ll miss you, maybe even crying when you’re around. But I can tell you from past experience the family you’re leaving has been plotting behind your back for weeks. Months even. Plans have been made to shift bedrooms around and the bedroom left over will be the new home office. It will almost seem as if you never even lived there. They won’t completely obliterate you from the house. I’m sure there’ll still be a few photos of you scattered about to prove you were once a part of the family. I’m also sure you’ll be welcome back on the occasional holiday or weekend, but be prepared to stay on the couch or in the basement.

Don’t fret too much cause you’ve moving out and taking major step towards your independence. Woooo hoooo! Lets get you moved out and on your own.

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