My mother is the Queen of Lists. She makes
a list for everything. It is impossible to escape. Whenever
I visit home, invariably there is a list waiting for me of
things she wants me to do, such as paint the house or get
a real job.
Sometimes, when she’s feeling clever, she’ll
write the list in paragraph form to try to fool you, sort
of like a word problem on the math portion of the SAT, but
it all boils down to the same thing: Things To Do.
As annoying as a list can be when generated by another person,
they can actually come in handy. Yes, it pains me to admit
my mother is right about something, but a list can be quite
useful in organizing yourself to get stuff done, and there’s
an extra motivational feeling of accomplishment whenever you
complete a task and get to cross it off your list.
So for New Years, instead of making just one ridiculous resolution
that you can bitterly laugh about come February, instead,
I suggest making yourself a list.
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