Standin’ Out
Cuz so many wimmin are lookin’ for a guy these days, yer gonna face allotta competition online. The trick is to make a story about yerself that helps ya stand out from all these other wimmin, sumpthin that makes yer special guy wanna keep clickin’ to find out more about ya.

When ya post yer Internet personals ad, ya gotta come up with some infermation about yerself, so’s ya kin attract the very best menfolk. Here’s what ya gotta come up with:

Heading: A short, sweet phrase that’ll ketch the eye of yer Mr. Wonderful. Pretend yer Heading is sumpthin from a newspaper. Be excitin’ and fun, but don’t be too crazy. The idea is to git the menfolk clikin’ further to see yer Profile and Picture. Entice, ‘em, ya know?

Profile: A lil story about yerself that tells yer perspective dates about what yer like, who ya like and what ya wanna do with yer life. A good fella will wanna git a little idea of what yer like, so be honest and do a real good job describin’ yerself, inside and out, whatcha like to do and say and think about.

Picture: A nice pitcher of yerself that’ll make the men come crawlin’. Git a real pitcher, not some dumb pitcher of yerself in yer prom dress. Menfolk like interestin’ wimmin, so get a pitcher of yerself outside, maybe one with a dog. Menfolk jess love dogs.

Dependin’ on which Internet dating service ya use, ya might also have ta fill out a big, ole questionnaire about all sorts a stuff, like yer politics, religion and personal beliefs, plus lotsa other stuff. Go ahead, but iffen you don’t like a question, jess leave it blank. S’ok.

When ya do answer a question, be honest. If yer a few sizes bigger than skinny, don’t make yerself seem little a little bitty ole thing. Yer guy’s gotta love ya fer who ya are, not watcha think guys want.