Winnow Out the Wieners
Be creative and set a few challenges by askin’ yer fella to do one
of these silly lil things:
- Complete a few interestin’ sentences (“If I were a historical
monument, I would be…”)
- Write a poem about his favorite pet/holiday/vegetable
- Take a Cosmo sex quiz that you pick fer him.
Rate your date by payin’ attention to how he reacts to yer challenge.
If you get attitude, you’ll know ya haven’t made a love
match. If ya get a real honest, creative or funny response, you’ll
know ya picked yerself a winner.
Figger Yerself Out
Yer ma was right—ya ain’t gonna find yer Mr. Right iffen you
don’t know who ya are. See a head doctor, read some books or write
in yer diary…just figger out what makes ya tick before you even try
to get yerself a man. Otherwise, yer just gonna keep spinnin’ yer
wheels, kicking yerself in the butt, wonderin’ why ya ain’t
got yerself a date for Sadie Hawkins Day on November 1.
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